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Some wild conspiracy shit going on here, that’s for sure. Something here smells fishy and either Suge Knight ate a tuna fish sandwich for lunch or he’s the ring leader behind all of this. As if that wasn’t completely obvious already. I think it’s hilarious what they found in Biggie’s pockets though. “Biggie had a Georgia driver’s license, a pen, 0.91 grams of marijuana, an asthma inhaler, and three condoms.” I see you Chris. My man’s just out tryin to write rhymes and eff bitches.
In case you were wondering how well the cleaning of Tiger Stadium went on Sunday, here is a video from the Free Press.
This is a small step up from years past, but still below par. I always get excited for these songs because at some point in the next 30 days it will be embedded into my brain worse than Rebecca Black – It’s Friday. Hate it or love it, get used to it. I guarantee that I can write a better song than this. Next year?